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September 04, 2006: The Descent (1 1/2 stars)
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My maternal ancestry is West Virginian, which means I can get away with this kind of joke. See also the explanation of why I can get away with Jew jokes.

I guess I should expect to get thrown halfway down a well and to lose half my teeth. The jury's out on whether I would hoard money or try to buy everything with chickens.

HOARD CHICKENS
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